Code Blue to Blue's Clues

I am a professional writer now. I have been given legal tender in American dollars by Associated Content in return for words I have compiled using English language grammar and syntax rules, therefore I am a professional. Want proof? Bladow!


These are just the upfront payments too. Receiving upfront payments is awesome because it means that the great people at AC believe that the writing is worth something. I feel very honored and humbled by the fact that they think my cerebral vomitus is worth money--and to think, I've been giving it away for free all these years... Considering that they are a large company with over 1.3 million articles in their database and thousands of writers, it's not like they're hurting for content. I also get paid when people look at my articles, so to make it easy for you to help me earn my keep, I've put up a little widget doohicky over there on the left that links to my published articles.